We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed,these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence.
Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
No Slip:
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
No Bounce:
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
All Polarized:
Glare-reducing, polarized black lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
No Leopards:
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).